How to say no to weed and still look cool.

  • What do I look like, a hippie?
  • No, we might end up on one of those cop shows.
  • No thanks. I don't want your life.
  • Haven't you seen the fried egg in those ads?
  • Weed is too twentieth century for me.
  • Grass is for mowing and weeds are for whacking.
  • What does this look like, Woodstock? 
  • Not tonight, I have a headache.

1 comment:

  1. AnonymousFebruary 4, 2011 at 4:47 PM

    "I'm allergic, I might choke on the smoke and die" probably works well too.

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