So, today is the father's birthday. Pretty cool, I know. We had a good breakfast, but I think I'm becoming addicted to coffee. This can't be good.

The old man got lots of foreign beer. I think he'll enjoy that. Just wait until he sees his Christmas present. I'm actually not too excited about Christmas this year, well, not for me anyways. I'm excited about what everyone else is going to get.

But back to the father...

If you guys haven't noticed, I'm a very jumpy person. Well, my dad apparently thinks that it's funny to try to sneak up behind me and scare me. He doesn't even have to sneak up behind me. We'll be looking at each other and he'll pretend to jump at me. My response?

Every. Single. Time.