Being single during December/January/February

Person: "So, who you gonna kiss under the mistletoe?:
Me: "Oh, actually, I'm single so... Yeah."



Person: "So, who you gonna kiss at midnight on New Years?"
Me: "Yeah, I'm uh, still single so..."




Person: "So, who's gonna be your Valentine?"
Me: "I'M FREAKING SINGLE! GET IT INTO YOUR FREAKING HEAD! I'M GOING TO GROW OLD ALONE JUST ME AND MY CATS!!!"



(Even though in all seriousness singleness is pretty amazing)